- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately DOD wipe your computer hard drive when you die
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong
- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
- There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
- Online mapping sites need to start their directions on #5; I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I can't remember the last time I wasn't kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever technology is invented after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again
- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I did not make any changes to.
- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
- I disagree with Kay Jewelers, On any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Budweiser than Kay.
- I wish Google Maps has an "Avoid this Neighborhood" routing option
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, drivers!
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.
- Sometimes I'll look at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey - but everyone can find and push the snooze button on any alarm clock from 3 feet away in 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Posted by Rob at 9:45 AM